Shit Latina Aunts Say…

My family is great. My parents have 12 siblings each. There is never a dull moment during our family reunions or weekend get togethers. We eat lots of food, drink plenty of wine, (and tequila), play soccer all day and gossip. But lately, I’ve been avoiding these regular get-togethers for one reason: the “When are you settling down?” line of questioning.

As I’m nearing the ripe old age of 25, my aunts are concerned with my singleness and lack of children. Without fail, I have a variation of this conversation at every family gathering:



One thought on “Shit Latina Aunts Say…

  1. It’s cause you’re an American slut, not Hispanic! you’re probably fucking a bunch of guys and aren’t serious about being in a relationship. No guy wants a woman that fucks a bunch of guys and gets drunk on the weekends! Plus you must be a very liberal bitch in order to have climbed too the top. “Cock Sucker!” Therefore no man can ever match up to you’re standards. If you keep it up you’ll amount to an infested feminist vagina. You’re the sort of woman that gives us women a bad reputation around the world. Un-marriageable slut! Go get drunk & solve the problems of you’re sorry ass life. Go re-blog and post this unsecured bitch! and don’t research me you stupid cunt! take it like an adult….

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