New Thing #6: Lost my car
I lose things easily. My phone, at least three times a year–but it always shows up. I lost my keys so often, I finally got smart last year and went to Home Depot and made a dozen of each key so I would have back ups. (Which reminds me, I need to make another trip, my supply is running low). I’ve lost my purse, my little cousin, my favorite ring, basically everything. But this is the very first, and hopefully last, time I lose my car.
I woke up this morning, and I couldn’t find my phone. I figured I left it in the car, so I grabbed my keys and a coat to go get it. Then, I realized I had no idea where it is. I went to the front door and clicked the car alarm hoping I would hear it, but, alas, no such luck. I walked around the parking lot, nada. Who, apart from Ashton Kutcher, loses thier car? This is a self-diagnoses, but im pretty sure i have Alzheimer, ( I also suspect I have ADD, Dyslexia, and color blindness).
If you see a silver, 2006 Chevy Malibu driving around without a driver. Tell him to come home, I miss him.